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일련번호: SCP-5787
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SCP-5787의 현장인 제노스 스테이크.



Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawling team ALPHA/CYAN/JOSEPH are to disseminate instructions regarding the cheesesteak ordering process at Geno's Steaks to internet tourist forums and social media pages. Victims of SCP-5787 are to be located, detained, and provided Class-A amnestics.
특수 격리 절차: 재단의 웹 크롤링 팀 알파/사이안/조셉은 관광 인터넷 커뮤니티와 SNS를 통해 제노스 스테이크Geno's Steaks에서 치즈 스테이크를 주문하는 방식을 전파한다. SCP-5787의 피해자는 추적 및 구금한 후, A급 기억소거제 처리한다.

A nearby surveillance system has been tapped by Foundation operates, this is to be viewed on a daily basis, specifically during peak hours. A designated team has been assigned to surveil on major tourist holidays.
재단에서 인근의 감시 시스템을 관찰하고 있으며, 매일, 특히 피크타임에 세심히 확인하고 있다. 관광객이 많은 휴일에는 지정된 팀이 감시역을 맡는다.

Description: SCP-5787 is the phenomenon occurring at Geno's Steaks in Philadelphia, PA. Geno's Steaks follows a semi-strict linguistic guideline when ordering from their store. For example, a customer who wants a cheesesteak with cheese whiz and onions they would order a "whiz wit." A "whiz witout" would be a cheesesteak with cheese whiz and no onions.1
설명: SCP-5787은 펜실베이니아주 필라델피아의 식당 제노스 스테이크에서 발생하는 현상이다. 제노스 스테이크에서 치즈 스테이크를 주문할 때는 까다로운 지침에 따라 용어를 사용해야 한다. 예를 들어, 고객이 치즈위즈 소스와 양파를 얹은 치즈스테이크를 주문하고자 한다면, "위즈 윗"을 주문하여야 한다. "위즈 윗아웃"은 양파를 제외하고 치즈위즈만 얹은 치즈스테이크를 의미한다.2

SCP-5787 activates once a patron, henceforth SCP-5787-1, incorrectly orders on three separate trips to the store. When this occurs, SCP-5787-1 will instantly dematerialize. Questioning has found that the witnessing cashier will have no recollection of the SCP-5787-1.
손님(이하 SCP-5787-1)이 세번의 방문에서 각각 음식을 틀리게 주문할 경우 SCP-5787이 발생하며, 이때 SCP-5787-1이 사라진다. 심문 결과 해당 상황을 목격한 계산원은 SCP-5787-1을 전혀 기억하지 못했다.

Within the proceeding 10 to 20 minutes, SCP-5787-1 will appear across the street from Geno's Steaks, unharmed. SCP-5787-1 will then approach the shop and correctly order a cheesesteak. Subsequent investigations have found that SCP-5787-1 instances will always accurately follow the linguistic guideline.
10~20분 후, SCP-5787-1은 제노스 스테이크의 길 건너편에서 멀쩡한 상태로 나타난다. 그 후 SCP-5787-1은 가게로 접근하여 올바르게 치즈스테이크를 주문한다. 후속 조사 결과 SCP-5787-1 개체들은 모든 경우에서 올바르게 용어를 사용하여 주문하였다.

Research throughout the city of Philadelphia has confirmed that SCP-5787 is restricted to Geno's Steaks.
필라델피아 시 전역을 조사한 결과, SCP-5787은 제노스 스테이크에서만 발생한다.

Addendum 5787.1: Preliminary Interview
부록 5787.1: 예비 면담

INTERVIEW LOG
면담 기록


Foreword: Heightened surveillance procedures were enacted over the course of the month; plainclothes Foundation operatives were stationed outside of Geno's Steaks and Cover Story Beta-7 ("Documentary") was prepared for action. On 7/4/2017, surveillance witnessed Quentin Rodriguez dematerialize outside of Geno's Steaks. Upon reappearing, he was approached by Agent Franklin.
서문: 한 달 동안의 감시 체계의 강화하기로 결정했다. 위장정보 베타-7("다큐멘터리")을 준비하여 재단의 사복요원이 제노스 스테이크 외부에 상주하였다. 2017/7/4, 감시중 쿠엔틴 로드리게즈Quentin Rodriguez가 제노스 스테이크 바깥에서 사라졌다. 로드리게즈가 나타난 이후, 프랭클린 요원이 인터뷰를 요청하였다.


Franklin: Thanks for agreeing to speak with us, Mr. Rodriguez. It's important that we get a feel for how the locals respond to these iconic locations.
프랭클린: 로드리게즈씨, 인터뷰를 승낙해주셔서 감사합니다. 이러한 명소를 판단하는 데 지역주민의 평가는 중요하니까요.

Rodriguez: Huh? Oh. Yeah, I'm not from around here, man, but it's great and all. Just great. I'd be… I'd be eating here every day if I could. (Laughs)
로드리게즈: 네? 아 네, 전 이 지역 사람은 아닙니다만, 그래도, 굉장히 좋은 곳이라 생각합니다. 저는… 저는 가능하다면 매일 올 것 같네요. (웃음)

Franklin: Is that so? This the first time you've had a Philly cheesesteak?
프랭클린: 그러신가요? 혹시 이번에 필리 치즈스테이크를 처음 접하셨나요?

Rodriguez: No-no-no. I come to Philly every few weeks for work. Gotta love the cheesesteak — Geno's too. Haha…
로드리게즈: 아, 아뇨 아뇨. 몇주에 한번 정도는 일하러 와서요. 필라델피아로. 치즈스테이크는 좋아할 수밖에 없어요. 제노스까지도요, 하하.

(Rodriguez clutches his head repeatedly)
(로드리게즈가 반복적으로 자신의 머리를 쥐어잡는다.)

Franklin: Is everything alright, sir?
프랭클린: 괜찮으신가요?

Rodriguez: Just a bit of a headache… after, uh. Oh god. (Burps). I'll be back.
로드리게즈: 그냥 가벼운 두통이 있어서요… 아까, 으. 젠장. (트름) 잠시만요.

(Rodriguez hurriedly jogs away from the crew, returning three minutes later. A small smattering of what appears to be vomit can be seen on the bottom of his shirt.)
(로드리게즈가 급하게 뛰어 요원들에게서 멀어진 후 3분 뒤 돌아온다. 셔츠 하단에 소량의 찌꺼기가 있는데, 토사물로 보인다.)

Franklin: Mr. Rodriguez?
프랭클린: 로드리게즈씨?

Rodriguez: Look, man, I don't know if I can do this, I've been… a little sick. Geno's. Great place. Love it. Gotta love a great place like Geno's.
로드리게즈: 저기, 제가 인터뷰를 할 수 있을지 모르겠습니다. 제가… 좀 아파서요. 제노스 스테이크, 대단한 곳이죠. 정말 좋고요. 멋진 장소입니다. 좋아할 수 밖에 없죠.

Franklin: Not a problem! One last question. As a visitor, how did you feel about the linguistic side of your order? That whole 'wit' and 'witout' thing. Were you surprised about that?
프랭클린: 괜찮습니다. 마지막 질문인데요, 외지인으로서 주문에 사용하는 용어들을 어떻게 생각하시나요? "윗"이니 "윗아웃"이니, 어렵거나 하지 않으셨나요?

Rodriguez: No… no, not at all. I completely and totally understand why they have rules like that. Tradition. Big tradition around these parts, I guess. I'd never order wrong. Gotta order right. Gotta love a great place like… a great place like Geno's.
로드리게즈: 아뇨… 아뇨 전혀요. 이런 규칙이 왜 있는지는 확실하게 압니다. 전통이죠. 여기서는 전통이 중요하니까요. 아마도요. 절대로 틀리게 주문하지는 않을겁니다. 올바르게 주문할겁니다. 이렇게 멋진 장소… 멋진 장소입니다. 좋아할 수 밖에 없죠.

Franklin: Well, thank you for your time.
프랭클린: 네, 시간 내주셔서 감사합니다.

(Rodriguez stares ahead as Agent Franklin goes to shake his hand. Rodriguez's hand goes limp, and for 15 seconds, Rodriguez sits motionless.)
(프랭클린 요원이 다가가 악수를 하려 하자, 로드리게즈가 멍하니 정면을 응시한다. 로드리게즈의 손이 떨리며 15초간 미동 없이 앉아있는다.)

Franklin: Sir?
프랭클린: 선생님?

Rodriguez: (Startled) Ah! Uh, yeah. No problem. Thank you, good luck.
로드리게즈: (놀람) 아! 음, 네. 괜찮습니다. 감사합니다, 수고하세요.


Researcher's Note: Following the interview, Rodriguez was detained, amnesticized, and quickly released. Subsequent interviews have provided similar, inconclusive results. Rodriguez's emotional state and clear sickness have been taken into account and give justification for a D-Class expedition.
연구원 메모: 인터뷰 이후 로드리게즈를 구금, 기억소거 후 빠르게 방면하였다. 후속 인터뷰에서도 마찬가지로 결정적인 내용이 없어 결과를 도출하지 못했다. 로드리게즈의 감정적 상태와 신체적 증상을 고려하여 D계급 탐사를 결정했다.


Addendum 5787.2: D-Class Investigation
부록 5787.2: D계급 탐사

TRANSCRIPT
탐사 녹취록


Foreword: D-2392 was chosen to lead an investigation of SCP-5787. He broke the ordering guidelines two times prior to this transcript.
서문: D-2392를 지정하여 SCP-5787을 탐사하도록 명령했다. D-2392는 이전에 용어적 지침을 2회 위반하였다.


«BEGIN LOG»
«기록 시작»

(D-2392 approaches the countertop. The cashier can be seen leaning through the open ordering window.)
(D-2392가 카운터로 접근한다. 계산원이 열린 창구에 기대있다.)

D-2392: Hi! Can I have a cheesesteak sandwich with American cheese and onions, please?
D-2392: 안녕하세요! 아메리칸 치즈랑 양파를 얹은 치즈스테이크 샌드위치 하나 주시겠어요?

(The cashier's pupils dilate, and her skin goes pale.)
(계산원의 동공이 확대되고 피부가 창백해진다.)

Cashier: Yes, sir. Coming up right away, sir. You've made a terrible mistake, sir.
계산원: 네. 잠시만 기다려주세요. 엄청난 실수를 하나 하셨네요.

D-2392: Huh—
D-2392: 뭐—

(The cashier points at D-2392.)
(계산원이 D-2392에게 삿대질한다.)

Cashier: Reconcile and repent!
계산원: 꺠우치고 회개하라!

(The feed flashes white. Suddenly, D-2392 is lying on carpeted flooring. He stands, finding himself in a small, elegantly decorated library. He places both hands on his back, stretching.)
(화면이 하얗게 번쩍인다. 갑자기, D-2392는 카페트 바닥에 누워있다. D-2392가 일어나보니 고상하게 꾸며진 작은 서재 안이었다. 두 손을 등에 대고 스트레칭한다.)

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D-2392의 바디캠 정지화면.

D-2392: (Groaning) Christ, my back.
D-2392: (신음) 으어 씨, 등이야.

Unknown Voice: Great, another tourist.
정체불명의 음성: 끝내주네, 새 관광객이라니.

(D-2392 turns to his right, finding a humanoid entity resembling William Penn composed of oxidized copper. The entity, henceforth SCP-5787-2, is sitting in a loveseat.)
//(D-2392가 오른쪽으로 몸을 돌리자, 윌리엄 펜을 닮은 인간형 개체가 보인절대로 안돼지다. 개체(이하 SCP-5787-2)는 산화구리로 이루어졌으며, 2인용 쇼파에 앉아 있었다.

D-2392: Holy shit! You're the —
D-2392: 미친 시발! 혹시 윌리엄 —

SCP-5787-2: No, I'm not the Quaker Oats guy. I can practically smell the out-of-state on you. Take a seat.
SCP-5787-2: 아냐, 그 퀘이커 오츠 브랜드 마스코트는 아니야. 너한테서 뚜렷한 외지의 향이 느껴지네. 앉아.

(D-2392 complies, sitting in a wooden chair.)
(D-2392가 응하여 나무의자에 앉는다.)

SCP-5787-2: Do you have any idea what you just did?
SCP-5787-2: 네가 뭘 했는지 짐작이나 가니?

D-2392: I ordered a cheesesteak wrong.
D-2392: 치즈스테이크를 틀리게 주문했습니다.

SCP-5787-2: Very good! You ordered the cheesesteak wrong. Maybe they accept that sort of foreign chumfuckery at Pat's3, but over here? Not gonna fly. You want the history lesson, or should we just cut to the chase?
SCP-5787-2: 훌륭해! 치즈스테이크를 잘못 주문했지. 패츠4였다면 이런 바퀴벌레 좆같은 외지인을 받아줬을지도 모르지, 근데 여긴 어떨까? 절대로 안되지. 역사교육부터 시작할까, 아니면 본론으로 바로 들어갈까?

D-2392: I'll take the exposition, sir.
D-2392: 설명을 듣겠습니다.

SCP-5787-2: (Sighing) Very well. We Philadelphians sit on the fine balance provided by The Glorious Wit-Witout. Steak. Cheese. Onions. Bread. Maybe peppers if you're feeling up to it. With that balance comes restrictions. Restrictions that must be followed by enough people to retain that balance, else risking a collapse, and with us, The Glorious Wit-Witout.

D-2392: The Glorious Wit-Witout?

SCP-5787-2: Mm. When we were conceived, we were founded on simplicity — steak, cheese, and a roll. Ergo, you describe a cheesesteak with a simple two or three words. You following? Simple. Now, what do you think happens when you complicate the ordering of such a simple sandwich?

D-2392: Whatever… this is?

SCP-5787-2: Catastrophe. The very scales of the universe slowly tip out of our favor. When a foolish creature such as yourself violates these simple rules, The Glorious Wit-Witout grows restless.

D-2392: I still don't know what a Wit-Witout is. Do you mean like, like —

SCP-5787-2: How about I show you instead? (It stands.) Come, you're wasting time.

(SCP-5787-2 leads D-2392 through an arched hallway and down a torchlit stone staircase. At the bottom is a large, iron door.)

D-2392: This isn't like a… this isn't a sex thing right?

SCP-5787-2: You'll be wishing it was.

(SCP-5787-2 pulls the latch and forcefully pushes the door revealing a large, barely illuminated chasm. In the center is a marble altar surrounded by a ring of fire.)

SCP-5787-2: Come along, outlander. There are sins you must atone for.

(The two approach the altar.)

D-2392: Hey— look, I really didn't mean to — I apologize for offending you—

(As the altar becomes more visible, a large wooden box can be seen situated on top of it. SCP-5787-2 approaches the box, prostrates itself before it, and begins chanting.)

SCP-5787-2: Oh, great one! Cultivator of Carbohydrates, Sultan of Simplicity, Presider of Philidelphia, and he who is, was, and will forever be wit and forever be witout — The Glorious Wit-Witout!

(The box begins to tremble.)

SCP-5787-2: Bestow upon us your graciousness, as you grant the sacrament of penance to this undeserving outlander!

(The rate of trembling increases as thick, black smoke pours from the box.)

SCP-5787-2: Show mercy, my liege!

(The box snaps open, startling D-2392. From it rises a thick, orange mass. The central point is pulled up into a rounded peak which then widens, contorting into a head-and-neck-like structure. It appears to open its mouth and moans. Below it, two appendages resembling grilled onions force themselves through, twisting into arms and hands. Pieces of fried beef float within the entity's viscous body, two large portions gathering in the upper head area, representing eyes. The bottom half of the amorphous entity is unseen, still inside the box from which it emerged.)

D-2392: The fuck?

SCP-5787-2: Behold! The personification of The Glorious Wit-Witout!

(The Wit-Witout groans as it stretches its body towards D-2392. A gurgled voice leaves its mouth.)

Wit-Witout: Penn! Why did you summon me?

SCP-5787-2: Same as yesterday, my lord.

Wit-Witout: Dammit! This is torture! I hate doing this. Just order your goddamn cheesesteak correctly, it's not that hard! There's even a sign!

(The Wit-Witout begins to cry. SCP-5787-2 removes itself from his position of prostration and begins comforting the entity.)

SCP-5787-2: Do not weep, my lord! You're going to be just fine, okay?

Wit-Witout: (Sobs) It hurts so much in this form!

SCP-5787-2: I’m sorry, my lord, (To D-2392) You. Eat him.

D-2392: What do you mean 'eat him?' That thing?

SCP-5787-2: All of him.

Wit-Witout: Please fucking do it! (It moans in agony as it thrashes its body in the air.) You'll do me a favor!

SCP-5787-2: You don't have a choice in the matter, and you're not leaving until you do. This is the only way.

(The Wit-Witout stretches over to D-2392, gripping onto his pants.)

Wit-Witout: (Cries) Please. I'm begging you. Eat me. End it.

SCP-5787-2: Sir, you're embarrassing yourself.

(The Wit-Witout holds its hand to D-2392's mouth.)

Wit-Witout: Everything burns, please help me!

D-2392: (Sighs) I need a new job.

(D-2392 bites into the Wit Witout's hand.)

D-2392: (Chews) Huh, not bad. It doesn't taste like cheez-whiz either. What is that?

SCP-5787-2: The personification of The Glorious Wit Witout is a combination of Provolone, cheez-whiz, and American cheese. (Pause) Say the thing, my lord.

Wit-Witout: Oh yeah. (It takes a shallow breath) I wash ye with the blessing of the Wit Witout, the universal scales tip ever so even. Fucking whatever.

SCP-5787-2: You may continue.

(Over the next 10 minutes, D-2392 manages to consume the entire humanoid.)

SCP-5787-2: How do you feel?

(D-2392 does not respond.)

SCP-5787-2: Excellent.

(The picture becomes white before showing D-2392 on the pavement across the street from Geno's Steaks. He quickly runs to a nearby restroom and proceeds to vomit for five minutes. After recollecting himself, he approaches the shop and correctly orders a sandwich.)

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