서문:SCP 재단은 더 이상 신경 쓰기엔 너무 쓸데없어 보이는 물체를 꽤 많이 발견했습니다. 이 문서는 나중에 도움이 되거나 필요해질지도 모를 그런 물체들에 대한 지적 자원으로 사용 될 수 있습니다.
- █████ █████박사, ██기지 지도 연구원
주석:새로운 항목을 추가할 땐 목록의 맨 아래에 추가해주세요. 중간이나 맨 윗부분엔 안 됩니다.
물체 설명: 깨지지 않는 램프.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, ████
현 상태: 라이츠 박사가 소유중.
주석: "비SCP"라고 불리는 것들에 대한 관심을 끄는 물건. 요청, 협박, 뇌물을 비롯한 모든 실험 시도는 거부됨.
물체 설명: A penny which, when flipped, will always land "heads up".
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████, ███████
현 상태: Melted down.
주석: Can’t believe that none of the researchers kept this to win bets with.
물체 설명: An ordinary brand ███████ number 2 pencil, which will balance easily on its tip for hours at a time.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, ████████
현 상태: Incinerated.
주석: I’m not even sure why this was an anomaly. Maybe it just had a very flat tip.
물체 설명: Extremely efficient gardening shears, brand unknown.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, ██████
현 상태: In possession of the roof gardening team.
주석: Hard to describe unless you've actually handled them, but I did and these are just remarkably useful gardening shears.
물체 설명: A large stone which generates mild internal heat, slightly warm to the touch. Otherwise not unusual.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, ███████
현 상태: Placed in the core of Mt. ██████, an active volcano. Stone may or may not have been destroyed by heat.
물체 설명: A bouquet of roses and other assorted flowers which are resistant to wilting, crushing, and burning.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████, ████████
현 상태: Unknown.
주석: I understand these once sat on Break’s desk while she was a secretary, but now that she is in training as a field agent, I’m not sure what’s happened to them.
물체 설명: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, ███████
현 상태: Incinerated.
주석: This would obviously be a pain to work with, but didn't they at least try to see how it worked?
물체 설명: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing. They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소:████, ███████
현 상태: Salted, remains incinerated.
물체 설명: Hammer which will consistently miss the nail intended as its target when used by humans. Use of machinery or robots to guide the hammer results in normal function.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소:██████, ██████
현 상태: Identified by agent working in Site 19's maintenance shed, currently in storage.
물체 설명: A parrot which, although not otherwise anomalous, seems to have memorized the entire works of Shakespeare.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████████, ███████
현 상태: In stasis. Looking for an agent, researcher, or other party interested in keeping it.
Interested. I'll fill out the necessary forms later. -Agent Yoric
물체 설명: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Otherwise unremarkable.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████, ███████
현 상태: Currently in the possession of Doctor Light.
주석: No radiation, no heat, no evidence of particle decay, no life signs, nothing. I plan to keep it as a flashlight, and believe it will serve as a nice reminder of the inexplicable nature of the universe.
물체 설명: A broken jian (Chinese sword) made of Telekill Alloy, crafted by Dr. Clef during the SCP-239 Clef-Kondraki incident.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site-19
현 상태: Disassembled and melted back into component parts. Telekill Alloy was recovered for other use.
주석: In the end, this just wasn't interesting enough to keep around.
물체 설명: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .41 Magnum Revolver. When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!"
회수 날짜: 09-03-████
회수 장소: Wichita, Kansas, USA
현 상태: Not destroyed.
주석: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly. Secured in Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
주석: Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function. Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice".
물체 설명: A wire clothes hanger. Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 15.5" and 16.5" can successfully be hung upon it. All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.
회수 날짜: 09-15-████
회수 장소: Halifax, Nova Scotia, CA
현 상태: Melted down. Resultant slag shows no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: One tetherball. When employed as intended in a tetherball match, item shows a 5.9 kg total increase in mass when moving counter-clockwise about the pole. Weight returns to normal when moving clockwise.
회수 날짜: 9-29-████
회수 장소: Bratislava, Bratislava Kraj, SK
현 상태: After thorough internal and external analysis, no harmful extradimensional properties were detected. Currently set up for play at Site 17, outdoor recreation zone ██, pole █.
물체 설명: A carton of thirty (30) 60W incandescent bulbs. Ten minutes preceding burn-out of a light bulb, human subjects in the vicinity would become aware of an itching sensation.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, ████
현 상태: Destroyed, waste remanded to storage.
물체 설명: High-fidelity credenza-mounted record player. Musical records played in the device always produce a reproduction of a "live" performance of the piece, even if there was never such a performance made.
회수 날짜: ██-██-1975
회수 장소: Tucson, Arizona
현 상태: Housed in Site-64's recreation room.
물체 설명: A flowering dogwood tree that appeared to grow shoes. The growths are actually made of wood and bark. They are only clearly visible when the tree has shed its leaves.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: West Vancouver, BC
현 상태: Transplanted to TAF-1, Sector-28.
주석: May have died naturally of transplant shock, Foundation botanists are investigating.
물체 설명: A nuclear snowglobe. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion. It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake. Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed. At random intervals, the snowglobe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Sokrovenno, Russia
현 상태: In storage.
주석: If nobody minds, I'd like this for my desk. — Director Peters
물체 설명: Appears to be a normal larch tree, but anyone who approaches too closely (3-4 centimeters) is overcome with nausea and begins to vomit. Analysis after the fact shows traces of apomorphine in the subject's blood.
회수 날짜: 25-12-20██
회수 장소: ██████, California, USA
현 상태: Destroyed by multiple shells from SCPS Guardian's 76mm cannon during NSFS practice.
주석: Item was deemed useless and too annoying to contain. The target coordinates for Guardian's next NSFS shoot were altered to those of the tree. The ashes and splinters did not demonstrate the nauseating properties of the entire tree.
물체 설명: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████
현 상태: Shot with pistol. Corpse shown to have no unusual properties.
물체 설명: A karaoke machine that causes most listeners to enjoy the song played, regardless of previous opinion.
회수 날짜: ██/██/200█
회수 장소: ███████████, ██████████████
현 상태: Currently in Break Room 12 at Site-17, with note indicating unusual effect.
물체 설명: An unbreakable silver bust of the goddess Athena, which will occasionally become several pounds lighter or heavier than previous. Average weight is normal for a sculpture of its size. Not otherwise anomalous.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, Greece
현 상태: Located in Dr. Bright's office, periodically used for target practice.
물체 설명: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████, California, US
현 상태: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Maintenance team required to extract object.
물체 설명: A very large seashell, apparently naturally produced, although corresponding to no known species. No similar specimens have been located to date.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████ Beach, ███████
현 상태: Previously located on Dr. ██████'s desk, destroyed when dropped. Fragments in storage.
물체 설명: A microwave capable of heating metals and plastics at high temperatures, with no adverse effects.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████, Missouri
현 상태: Set up for use by all personnel in the Site 19 cafeteria.
물체 설명: A Slinky toy that goes up surfaces, instead of down.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████, England
현 상태: In use with SCP-███ to detect variances.
물체 설명: A mirror that reflects all objects normally, except for the one holding it.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████, France
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A pair of shoelace that systematically unknot while in use, no matter the knot used to tie them.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████, Japan
현 상태: [DATA EXPUNGED] with extreme prejudice by Dr Bright after a prank.
물체 설명: A highly magnetic hammer. Has been noted to affect non-magnetic metals.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████, Moldova
현 상태: Used to detect possible metals in SCPs.
물체 설명: An electronic thermometer that reports any temperature below 0°C as -20°C.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████, California
현 상태: Destroyed by grinding.
물체 설명: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████ Gaming Society in ████████, Maryland
현 상태: Being used for research by Dr. McCallum.
Research my ass. He's just using the damned thing to cheat on his sneak attack damage. Dr. Morgan
물체 설명: A "hot-and-cold-pepper plant": a Capsicum chinense cultivar each of whose fruits contains, at random, either menthol or capsaicin.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████, Sweden
현 상태: Maintained in Site 19 greenhouse, in use by cafeteria staff.
물체 설명: A deck of cards which functions normally when used in most card games, but will always produce the desired outcome when used for card tricks.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, ████
현 상태: Unknown, possibly lost.
물체 설명: C███-C███ branded and stylized cola glass. Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site-19
현 상태: Destroyed by canteen worker P. ███████, dropped after being washed.
That was my favourite glass too - Dr. Aeish
물체 설명: A mini-fridge that rots its contents every Wednesday night.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, █████
현 상태: Crushed.
물체 설명: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████, ████
현 상태: In transport.
Someone keeps switching it for my service revolver. I know it's you, Carb. Suggest using it for training exercises.- Agent V████
물체 설명: A plastic trash can that ties any plastic trash bag closed upon becoming full, provided the lid is shut.
회수 날짜: ██-█-████
회수 장소: ████████████, █████ ████████
현 상태: Housed in Site-17 men's restroom.
물체 설명: A NEHI-brand Peach Soda bottle cap that, having been dropped into a sink garbage disposal, proved to be indestructible.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████, ████
현 상태: Location unknown.
I swear you guys, I totally set it down next to the phone. It'll turn up. - Junior Researcher █████
물체 설명: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██
현 상태: Shattered in bizarre a capella accident. Dr. McCallum is currently being questioned.
물체 설명: Eleven children's books (recommended for readers aged 4 - 6 years) with copyright dates between 10 and 15 years in the future — that is, between 2005 and 2010. Aside from having come from a future date, the books are not otherwise anomalous.
회수 날짜: ██-██-1995
회수 장소: St. ██████████ Church Flea Market, ██████, ██
현 상태: With the publication of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in February 2010, the books are no longer anachronistic (comparison of text and illustrations with publicly-available copies of all 11 books shows no differences), and have been claimed by Dr. ████████ for his daughter.
물체 설명: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.
회수 날짜: ██-██-1998
회수 장소: ████████, Illinois
현 상태: Currently in Agent Bibs' personal field gear.
"Drinking contests are a great way to gain information out of otherwise unwilling folks. By the way, folks who work at [REDACTED] can't hold their liquor." -Bibs
물체 설명: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus. All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low.
회수 날짜: █-██-1995
회수 장소: Hackensack, New Jersey
현 상태: Missing, presumed lost. Recently recovered from the possession of Dr. ██████. Missing, presumed lost.
물체 설명: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown. In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off.
회수 날짜: 5-16-200█
회수 장소: ██████, Germany
현 상태: Shot approximately 150 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent ██████, until nothing remained but splinters. No anomalous properties recorded in the remains.
물체 설명: 1 m commercial signage with a large stylized neon ice cream cone. When unobserved only viewed in the peripheral vision of all subjects who can see it, wording will change to "10 000 FLAVOURS; ONE UGLY COOK!!"
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████, Canada
현 상태: In storage. Used by Prof ████████ during annual safety lectures regarding memetic SCPs to measure audience's attention.
물체 설명: A metal gauntlet that does not conduct heat. Estimates date it to ██th-century England.
Date of Discovery: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, United Kingdom
현 상태: Currently part of Dr. Edison's private collection.
물체 설명: An adult male capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, Wisconsin
현 상태: Identified as lost exotic pet with ██████████-brand hair dye. Returned to owner; class-A amnesiac administered; recovery agent reprimanded.
물체 설명: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.
회수 날짜: ██-██-1979
회수 장소: █████, Liechtenstein
현 상태: Accidentally snapped during testing (1993); portions of pencil did not retain anomalous properties, and were subsequently incinerated.
물체 설명: A 24000-carat diamond, cut in the size and shape of a common construction brick.
회수 날짜: ██-██-197█
회수 장소: ███████, South Africa
현 상태: In storage pending identification of source.
물체 설명: A white cotton-and-polyester t-shirt bearing the words 'SCP: SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT" on the front, and a crude but recognizable cartoon of SCP-173 on the back, with the caption "SCP-173: DON'T BLINK". Aside from the security breach it represents, the item has no anomalous properties.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████ Thrift Store, New York City, New York
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A wedding invitation which, every six hours, becomes a different wedding invitation. Thus far, all invitations have been for weddings on dates between 5 and 15 years in the past, and have involved persons not found to exist.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████████ Bookshop, ██████████████████, Wales
현 상태: In use as one-time pad generator.
물체 설명: 16-month day planner (September 2009 to December 2010) manufactured by the ██████████ company which will duplicate anything written into it across all other units. This only works for date/time entries that have not yet come to pass.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2010
회수 장소: ██████ ███████ Office Supplies, ██████ ████, Florida
현 상태: 17 units in Foundation possession; unknown number remain in circulation (estimated at █). Research personnel are monitoring new entries in an effort to locate remaining copies.
물체 설명: An Ikea-brand wall clock which seems to disappear and reappear once every second.
회수 날짜: ██-██-19██
회수 장소: ███████, Scotland.
현 상태: Disappeared at 1124 hours GMT on 19██년 ██월 ██일. Item never materialised, presumed irretrievable.
물체 설명: A rubber-and-metal flyswatter which, when used to kill an invertebrate, causes the user to burst into tears.
회수 날짜: ██-██-19██
회수 장소: ███████ Free Clinic, █████, Suriname
현 상태: Incinerated.
물체 설명: An ordinary Pontiac Firebird, bright orange with yellow stripe decals.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: 900 meters below ground level, in an unnamed mine in ███████ province, China
현 상태: Rock around car was carefully extracted, following which the car was brought up through the shaft. After testing revealed no other anomalous properties, the car was broken down into scrap.
물체 설명: An instant-film camera with no obvious modifications. When a photograph is taken of an animate object, the developed image is a cartoonized version.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
현 상태: Junior Researcher ███████ attempted to take a picture of SCP-███ with it. After whirring for ██ minutes, the camera shattered into several pieces; no photos were produced. Broken pieces displayed no anomalous qualities, and were incinerated.
물체 설명: A goldfish with the ability to float in the air at will, without suffocating.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████, Germany
현 상태: Died of enteric redmouth disease. Swim bladder retained floating ability and is under storage for future studies.
물체 설명: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several spikes from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that "the nearest humanoid" is typically the person who threw it.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████, Ireland
현 상태: Incinerated.
물체 설명: A seemingly normal hourglass. The anomalous behavior lies in the ability of the sand to fall against gravity's pull.
회수 날짜: █-██-████
회수 장소: ████████, Virginia
현 상태: Stored until the glass bulb was accidentally broken, allowing the sand to exhibit its anomalous properties and falling upwards where it came to rest on the ceiling. The sand was gathered and released into the atmosphere. The remainder of the hourglass was incinerated.
물체 설명: A Risk set that has a variable number of pieces, appearing and disappearing as needed on the board. Sounds of battle are produced by the dice when rolled on hard surfaces rather than the expected clattering.
회수 날짜: █-██-████
회수 장소: ████████, Oregon
현 상태: Available in Area 43 break room for recreation.
물체 설명: A tape measure that consistently measures the interior of any hollow object to be significantly larger than the exterior.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site ██, Analytic Lab █
현 상태: Melted down. Resultant slag shows no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: A Salvation Army major's hat which, when worn, causes the wearer to have perfect dental health, with all instances of cavities, breakages, fillings, discolorations, tooth loss, and malocclusion being instantly repaired. The wearer's teeth revert to their unrepaired condition when the hat is removed.
회수 날짜: █-██-████
회수 장소: ██████ Shelter, ████████████, Chiapas, Mexico.
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A piece of vine charcoal that causes "Someone help me! I'm trapped in the charcoal!" to be written every several seconds whenever used for writing or drawing.
회수 날짜: █-██-████
회수 장소: ████████████, Scotland
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A white table-tennis ball produced by the DHS company, marked as "Four Star". Note that DHS is only known to manufacture balls up to "Three Star" grade. In addition to showing an unusually efficient bounciness, it launches with extreme velocity when in contact with DHS-made table tennis bat rubber.
회수 날짜: █-█-████
회수 장소: Site-██, Recreation Room
현 상태: Item's anomalous properties were discovered when Agent █████ used it in a friendly match against Researcher ███. Item flew through open skylight, current location unknown.
물체 설명: A bottle of bootleg █████ █████████ perfume, which attracts cats in a 1 km radius when used. Discovered after a gathering of over 4,000 cats caused a traffic jam in downtown ███ ███████.
회수 날짜: █-██-████
회수 장소: ███ ███████, ██████████
현 상태: Stored in an airtight container, Low-Value Item Storage, Site-██.
물체 설명: An upright piano. If a human touched any of the piano keys, the human became irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing popular Broadway show tunes, for a period of three hours or until the player was incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item did not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key.
회수 날짜: 4-28-200█
회수 장소: Recreation center at Foundation Site 33. Piano had been at that site for several years but its unusual properties did not manifest until Incident [DATA EXPUNGED].
현 상태: Disassembled by sledgehammer by a mob of Foundation staff during a "performance"; resulting detritus incinerated. Residual ashes evidenced no unusual properties.
물체 설명: A men's Western-style hat which, when worn, causes the wearer to compulsively tell jokes that are racist or otherwise offensive to those within earshot.
회수 날짜: ██-█-████
회수 장소: ███████, Mississippi
현 상태: Incinerated with considerable enthusiasm.
물체 설명: A #2 pencil that, when used, causes the writer to unknowingly make spelling errors. Spelling errors can be corrected using the pencil.
회수 날짜: 6-██-20██
회수 장소: Site 19 supply cabinet
현 상태: Destroyed. Materials demonstrated no unusual properties
주석: Are you sure the person who reported this wasn't just really bad at spelling?
물체 설명: A plastic 1 gallon jug which causes any liquid placed into it to have a hint of lemon flavor. No anomalous properties have been found in the material of the jug or any liquid placed into it.
회수 날짜: 12-██-2000
회수 장소: Purchased from a Target store by Agent ████████
현 상태: In Site-19 storage
물체 설명: A cylindrical iron rod, 77 cm in length and 1.6 cm in diameter. The object is invisible: light of visible wavelength passes through the object without reflecting or refracting.
회수 날짜: 07-██-2011
회수 장소: Xian, China
현 상태: In Site-19 storage. Yellow reflective tape wrapped around both ends of object for safety purposes.
물체 설명: A 30g tube of grey face paint that causes subjects to react violently to objects making sounds higher than 55db, provided that the paint covers at least 60% of the face.
회수 날짜: 08-██-2011
회수 장소: Storage locker of noted filmmaker [DATA REDACTED], California
현 상태: Stored in Site-12 Basic Security Storage Vault Stored in Site-18 Locked Security Storage Vault
주석: Ladies and gentlemen, find an alternate way of testing your own personal zombie-elimination theories… unless we can find more of it, that is.
물체 설명: A 3.5" floppy diskette with a copy of MegaZipIt (c), an MS-DOS program which compresses any file to half its original size and allows for decompression without data loss.
회수 날짜: ██-██-198█
회수 장소: Computer lab on the campus of ████████-██████ University
현 상태: Diskette was misplaced in 200█. Copy of binary on mainframe at Site ███ exhibits no anomalous properties on operating systems other than MS-DOS.
주석: What the ████? This doesn't even work out mathematically? And why don't we have this standard on all of our computers?
물체 설명: A ████ Brand plasma screen television which, when viewed through a window any type of glass or mirror, appears to be blank and powered off.
회수 날짜: 11-24-20██
Location of discovery: █████ Station in ███████, Texas
현 상태: Resides in the Site-34 employee breakroom.
주석: Can we get a new TV here? Those of us with glasses can't watch it…
물체 설명: A standard Foundation field machete, repeatedly discovered in various places in the Site-██ grounds half-buried and covered in rust, when it should have been safely in storage.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2010
회수 장소: Purchased from regular equipment suppliers.
현 상태: Broke in half due to cumulative rust damage. Fragments melted down, slag shows no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: Non-branded tablet computer; date stamps on parts read between 1937 and 1941. Contains serial, parallel, USB and ethernet ports. Operating system is non-standard, reads in an as-yet untranslated language, but interfaces with physical networks and recognizes files from all known OS.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2004
회수 장소: █████████ Computer Repairs, ███████, ██, USA
현 상태: Undergoing decryption and translation analysis at Site ██
물체 설명: A white plastic "halo", which will shine and float when above anybody who has not committed any of the 7 deadly sins. Will glow red when placed above anyone else.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███, ████
현 상태: Melted itself down after being placed above Dr ████ ██████s head.
물체 설명: Dollar bills-ranging from $1 to $20-that scream loudly when placed next to foreign currency.
회수 날짜: ██-██-19██
회수 장소: ██████ Bank, ██ ██████, ██
현 상태: shredded in paper shredder; strips showed no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: A snow globe containing an 11-second time loop of a snowman murdering a bystander with an axe.
회수 날짜: 12-25-20██
회수 장소: █████ Ski Resort, ██, USA
현 상태: On Research Assistant Goldsheiner's desk, for aesthetic purposes.
물체 설명: A ██████-brand bobblehead that, when bobbled, causes the user's head to bobble with it. Can create neck injuries if bobbled too hard.
회수 날짜: ██-██-19██
회수 장소: Seattle, Washington
현 상태: On Dr. Roget's office desk In Dr. Roget's office safe.
물체 설명: A standard-issue Foundation lab coat. The fabric (identified as a standard cotton/poly blend) requires ██ times the amount of energy/force to burn, tear, or otherwise alter the garment's physical properties. There are existing tears and stains on the coat, and is reported as somewhat softer than normal.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site ██'s laundry room
현 상태: Further experiments are to be begun 20██년 ██월 ██일, after which the item will be destroyed In Agent Bib's domicile, to be worn only during Researcher duties.
주석: Don't even think about taking it. They told me to grab a lab coat that I'd like, and I liked the soft, ████ed up one. Who the hell cares if it's crazy durable?
물체 설명: A book shelf full of Haynes Manuals for various makes of cars which, upon removing a volume, changes to a manual on an apparently random subject without creating a break in the shelf of books. Notable subjects have been "Growing your own Lemurs.", "Force Multipliers.", "Military Grade Railguns." and "The Female Orgasm.". While these manuals follow the typical style and tone of a standard Haynes Manual the subject is, obviously, very different.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, ████
현 상태: In the possession of Dr. Coleman. Currently some 400 manuals have been removed and are being cataloged by him.
주석:- One manual can be removed every 24 hours. Suggest Dr. Coleman is permanently assigned to cataloging after the events at Site-67. -O5-12.
물체 설명: A [REDACTED]-brand graphing calculator. When directed to perform any operations involving exponents, a small graphic resembling SCP-███ is displayed following the completion of the operation. SCP-███ is currently uncontained, and is suspected to have been recovered by the Chaos Insurgency.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Jiangbei District, Chongqing, China
현 상태: Destroyed. Photographs depicting the anomaly can be found in Storage Site 40.
물체 설명: An early 19th century cannon of Russian manufacture. Cannon will prime, load and fire blanks (with no visible source of powder) if the finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is played within audible range of the artillery piece. The timing of the shots is slightly off and inconsistent with the music.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Napoleonic Wars exhibit, ████████ Museum, ████████.
현 상태: Maintained as a lawn ornament in the staff garden at site 12. Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture added to Site "Blacklist" of restricted materials.
물체 설명: A marble bust of Elvis Presley. When any Elvis song is played within earshot, the bust will sing along with the song.
회수 날짜: █-█-████
회수 장소: Memphis, TN
현 상태: In Site ██'s staff lounge.
물체 설명: Researcher Adams, after prolonged exposure to SCPs, has gained the ability to mentally 'see' what sexual proclivities anyone he looks at may have. Extensive testing has proven this to be the limit of his alteration. Researcher Adams has stated a dislike for this ability, but so far efforts to remove it from him have proven futile.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site 17
현 상태: Adams has been reassigned to solo work, although he is considered 'on call' by the Ethics Comittee.
물체 설명: A glass dinner plate, 11 inches across. When organic material is placed on the plate, it begins to secrete digestive enzymes (mainly proteases and cellulases) which produce foul-tasting waste products and an unpleasant appearance in food.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Site 19 cafeteria, discovered by Junior Researcher ███████, who initially believed the kitchen staff were attempting to poison him.
현 상태: Currently under investigation by Dr. █████.
물체 설명: A white coffee mug that, at 3:00 AM local time, will replace all fruit juices in its interior with grapefruit juice.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, Minnesota
현 상태: In the possession of Research Assistant Jacobs.
주석: Effect has consistently failed to manifest after RA Jacobs filled the item with grapefruit juice nineteen days after recovery. Item no longer classified as anomalous.
물체 설명: A pair of cordless headphones that constantly play songs by The Beatles despite the lack of a music or energy source.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████ concert, California, United States
현 상태: Destroyed by Research Assistant Goldscheiner, who cited it as "ruining America's youth." Pieces showed no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: An irregularly shaped piece of limestone approximately 3 kilograms in mass. When prompted for an opinion on the item, all subjects will describe it as irritating, ugly, or pointless. No negative reaction has been noted in subjects who aren't asked about the item.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: St. Augustine, Florida
현 상태: Broken into nine pieces via sledgehammer. Pieces showed no anomalous properties and were discarded.
물체 설명: A ballpoint pen. Decimal points in numbers written with the pen will periodically move for the next 314 days.
회수 날짜: 11-03-20██
회수 장소: Accounting department at Site-11.
현 상태: Stored in Low-Value Item Wing of Storage Site-23.
물체 설명: A computer file with the name "~DFFF1C.tmp". The file has a negative filesize of -2 bytes; its presence on a storage medium increases the space available. Copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes.
회수 날짜: 05-21-20██
회수 장소: Dr. ████'s home computer
현 상태: Stored in Dr. ████'s computer, with several backups on portable media.
물체 설명: A flight of 18 stairs. It is possible to fall up the stairs in defiance of gravity by losing one's footing while climbing up. No spatial or architectural abnormalities have been detected.
회수 날짜: 01/22/2010
회수 장소: Port-Au-Prince, Haiti
현 상태: Transported in its entirety to nearby Site 89, where it remains in storage.
주석: Stairs were undamaged by the earthquake ten days prior, in contrast with the house it occupied.
물체 설명: A 53-year-old male of Indian descent with unremarkable genetics and history. Subject's body hair will autonomously restrain and systematically dismember any insect or arachnid that it comes in contact with.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████, India
현 상태: All body hair and follicles surgically removed. Subject dosed with amnesiacs and released back into general population.
물체 설명: A small figurine of a clown that emits sobbing noises when within 10 ft of a circus or depiction of a circus.
회수 날짜:20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, Connecticut
현 상태: In Dr. █████'s possession.
물체 설명: A three-sided die: no matter how it is observed, subjects will report that it definitely has three sides, despite this being physically impossible.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: A tabletop gaming convention in [REDACTED].
현 상태: Sliced in half, yielded two one-sided dice.
물체 설명: An adjustable-height stainless steel floor fan of unknown make and manufacture. The fan will only function when exposed to music written by an artist or artists that no persons within hearing range have knowledge of.
회수 날짜: ██/██/1997
회수 장소: Jacksonville, Florida
현 상태: Melted. The remains showed no anomalous properties and have been discarded.
물체 설명: A small green desk lamp that produces red lasers of an energy of roughly 300 mW in multiple directions despite having any standard 60-watt incandescent light bulb.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2004
회수 장소: [REDACTED] Department Store in Utah.
현 상태: Melted. Both the bulb and lamp debris displayed no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: A pound cake that emits the sound of a young girl laughing when being cut.
회수 날짜: 2012년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████'s Bakery Shop in Wyoming
현 상태: Kept in cold storage at Site-17
물체 설명: A 2.5m x 1m mirror which when viewed shows the last person to be reflected in it, instead of the person currently viewing it. Aside from showing the observer as the last person to view it, it functions identically to a normal mirror.
회수 날짜:█/██/2012
회수 장소: ██████ House of Mirrors, New Jersey
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A regular 2.5" x 2.5" tea bag containing approximately 2.3 grams of dry, crushed leaves derived from the Assam tea bush. Regardless of how many times the tea bag is used, or how long it remains steeped at a temperature between 90-105°, it remains able to release the exact same quantity of antioxidants, polyphenols and catechins, for a given volume of water.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, █████, United Kingdom
현 상태: In Dr. ███████'s possession.
물체 설명: A slate sculpture of a human hand and a section of forearm, standing approximately 0.5m tall and weighing 50kg. The object's orientation cannot be changed and acts as a perfect compass - the thumb always points due magnetic north.
회수 날짜: 2012년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Raid on a Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. warehouse in London, UK.
현 상태: Staff gardens at Sector-25.
주석: Accompanying recovered documentation indicates that MC&D was having difficulty finding a buyer for the object.
물체 설명: A 235-kg █████ █████-brand moped. When traveling at speeds in excess of 30 km/h, it displays inertial qualities consistent with an object of significantly higher mass, generally between 350 and 600 kg, depending on speed.
회수 날짜: ██-██-1999
회수 장소: ████████, Germany
현 상태: In storage
물체 설명: A large whiteboard. Should a subject write a problem on the white board, it will immediately begin to form a chart organizing the information pertinent to that problem. The object will then form connections between the information and attempt to come up with a solution. However, it will also write comments regarding the subject's intellect and physical appearance. These are almost always derogatory.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████████, Texas
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A generic type C electric plug branded "220V" with an attached black cord 140 cm long. When connected to a power source, humming can be heard from a point approximately 50 cm from the cord's end. Emits very weak infrared radiation when powered.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Abandoned warehouse in ███████ village, Leningrad oblast.
현 상태: In study in a designated lab at Site ██.
주석: There simply must be something! Dr. Uliansky
물체 설명: An M-75 brick that can cling to uneven surfaces at any angle, no matter how small the contact point. Microscopic study revealed that the brick's surface is covered with microscopic setae similar to those found on gecko footpads. Anomalous properties weaken in high temperatures.
회수 날짜: ██/█/████
회수 장소: [REDACTED] rural area near Moscow.
현 상태: In storage on Site 43, request for use pending.
물체 설명: An incomplete skeleton of a frog that, upon coming into contact with any natural rubber or liquid alcohol, immediately decomposes or denatures any amount of only that substance within a 11.8 cm radius.
회수 날짜: █/██/████
회수 장소: Molyobka triangle near Perm
현 상태: Incinerated
물체 설명: A Nokia 1208 cell phone with exactly 2 bars of reception at all times, regardless of location, situation, or condition of the phone. Other functions do not differ from normal cell phones.
회수 날짜: ██/█/████
회수 장소: ████████ village, Astrakhan district, found in possession of [DATA REDACTED]
현 상태: Claimed by Agent V████████.
주석: This thing is useful as hell! Though the reception could be better. - Agent V████████.
물체 설명: A purple stress ball that when squeezed causes the person to become contemplative about their recent successes and failures in life.
회수 날짜: █/██/████
회수 장소: In the office drawer of a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. P████ Laymond.
현 상태: Torn to shreds by Dr. Diamond’s pet corgi. Reconstruction is under consideration.
주석: Is this thing even necessary? Why did we even take it in the first place? Why did Rachel dump me last night? WHY??? – Agent R████████
물체 설명: A Basset Hound capable of limited human-like speech - only vocalization is the word "dude", in various accents and tones of voice.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████, California
현 상태: Held in Site 33 kennels.
물체 설명: An unbranded plastic spoon able to multiply the travel speed of any food item flung from it - machine testing has proven the multiplier is roughly 4.3.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████, Texas. Found in the possession of one adolescent J████ H██████ after reports of unusual injuries sustained during food fights in W████████ Elementary School. Item was confiscated without incident; amnestics administered where necessary, rumors faded naturally within one month after recovery.
현 상태: Held in a standard Low-Hazard Anomalous Objects locker in Site-██.
물체 설명: A glass catseye marble with blue-green wave. Contact with it results in an invisible spherical (0.7 m in diameter) barrier surrounding the person touching it, for as long as the person remains in contact with it. This barrier only blocks living, foreign biological tissue and is fully permeable to non-living material.
회수 날짜: 03/07/2001
회수 장소: ████ ██████, France.
현 상태: Fell down a storm drain following an earthquake at Site 37.
물체 설명: A skee-ball arcade game dating to the late 1930s. Whenever 850 or more points are scored in a single frame, the ticket dispenser releases that number of live cockroaches.
회수 날짜: ██/██/1943
회수 장소: ████████ & Sons Games, Coney Island, New York
현 상태: In containment.
물체 설명: A key that can unlock the door to any empty, unmonitored room, but with the side effect of a skeleton of a random small mammal appearing inside the room and falling out the door as it is opened.
회수 날짜: ██/██/2006
회수 장소: ███████, London
현 상태: In containment.
물체 설명: A treadmill that will suddenly increase the speed to the maximum (15km/h) whenever stopped before the pre-programmed session is over. Unplugging the machine gave the same result.
회수 날짜: ██/█/2012
회수 장소: ██████████████ Health Center, Seoul, Korea
현 상태: On 2012년 ██월 ██일 subject was found to be broken, and it was revealed that many agents used it for exercise since its containment. After the repair subject did not show its anomalous property anymore, and thus relocated to Foundation health center.
물체 설명: A Kodak Disposable Camera. When photographs are taken, all organisms in-frame will appear to be in various states of shock, regardless of their position when the photograph was taken.
회수 날짜: 09/18/2012
회수 장소: ██████ World Amusement Park, Orlando, FL, USA
현 상태: Item ran out of film during testing, was incinerated when it showed no further anomalous properties.
물체 설명: A generic baseball cap that can only be worn 'properly'. Any attempts to wear it sideways or backwards cause it to forcibly remove itself from the wearer's head.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███ ████, New York
현 상태: Incinerated. Remains showed no anomalous effects.
물체 설명: A bottle of ████ ███████ brand whiskey that refills itself when not observed.
회수 날짜: 2012년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████ ██████, a bar in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
현 상태: Stored in the Foundation's refectory.
물체 설명: A single copy of the book The Principles of Knitting. When the chapter detailing various problems encountered while knitting is read, the user experiences these problems the next time they attempt to knit. Problems extend to types of knitting not otherwise possible in three dimensions, leading to widespread tangling.
회수 날짜: ██-█-2012
회수 장소: Baltimore, MD, USA
현 상태: Incinerated. Remains exhibited no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: A shipment of 350 prepackaged loaves of sliced potato bread consisting only of end slices. Viewing the bread causes disorientation and vestibular dysfunction.
회수 날짜: ██-█-2010
회수 장소: Salt Lake City, UT, USA
현 상태: Shredded. Shreds only caused slight ringing in ears in 11% of test subjects. Added to Site 19 food stores.
물체 설명: A ████ brand cassette tape drive. Makes any computer to which it is connected into a TRS-80 emulator. Tape drive itself functions normally.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, ████
현 상태: In Storage Locker ███ at Site ███.
주석: Was originally kept in the Rec Room at Site ████, but had to be removed after a heated fight between personnel during a Space Warp tournament.
물체 설명: A black stone statue of a specimen of Bos taurus measuring 5 cm in height. Causes any liquid within a 10 meter radius to become pasteurized whole milk. When removed from the item's area of effect, liquids return to normal. Affected liquids also include human bodily fluids such as blood and saliva. Effect on human body does not appear to be deleterious.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2009
회수 장소: ███████, Wisconsin
현 상태: In storage.
주석: It certainly was interesting to bleed milk today. -Agent ██████
물체 설명: A VHS recording of the 1992 vice-presidential debates. Vice President Dan Quayle appears to have been replaced with a brown quail (Coturnix ypsilophora), which displays normal avian behavior on the recording. Behavior of the other subjects on the tape is unaltered. Forensic video analysis has not revealed any evidence of editing.
회수 날짜: 11-17-2012
회수 장소: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
현 상태: In Dr. Q█████'s office.
물체 설명: Thirty-one chili verde. All tested subjects have been unable to describe or comprehend the quantity of chili in question except by using only numbers. It has not been observed to expire or otherwise decline in quality despite remaining in containment for several months.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████ Soup Kitchen, San Diego.
현 상태: Located in Site 30's cafeteria.
주석: We expect to be down to about thirty and a half chili by the end of the quarter if people don't get sick of it.- Research Assistant Kramer.
물체 설명: An aluminum can. Whenever it was placed in a room, the sound of dripping water could be heard.
회수 날짜: 01/13/1929
회수 장소: Grocery store in ████████.
현 상태: Missing, presumed lost.
물체 설명: A partially dismantled 1993 Chevrolet Camaro. Parts appear mostly new, but whenever the vehicle is fully reassembled, roughly 80% of its parts spontaneously detach from each other with minor application of percussive force.
회수 날짜: 07/22/1995
회수 장소: Dr. Gerald's garage.
현 상태: In storage to avoid contamination.
물체 설명: A gyroscope which, when spun, has the ability to phase through any solid matter. Any liquid it comes in contact with will remove its phasing ability until the object is spun again.
회수 날짜: 19-08-20██
회수 장소: Found phasing through apartment buildings in █████████, ███████. All witnesses were administered class B amnesiacs.
현 상태: Submerged in a vat of water, located within Sector-██.
물체 설명: A standard half-diamond lockpick. Whenever a conscious human being hides the object on their person, it will seem to disappear completely, proving undetectable to any method of searching. Subjects report that the object is merely concealed, and are always able to produce it from any suitable hiding spot in their person, even if originally hidden in a different or now-irretrievable place.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███████ Police Department, CA, USA.
현 상태: Reported stolen, likely using the item's anomalous properties. Junior researcher in charge severely reprimanded.
주석: Object appears to have been part of a set of lock picks, nearly all modern locks prove impossible to pick without a matching tension wrench.
물체 설명: A █████-brand digital camera, which took pictures normally, but inserted a random organism within a █-km radius somewhere into the background of the picture.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████, TX, USA.
현 상태: Incinerated after a photo of SCP-096 was taken, resulting in [DATA REDACTED]. Subject was contained after █ hours and █ casualties.
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED], be more careful next time. -Security Director ████████ ██████████████
물체 설명: A yellow "rubber ducky" bath toy. When a subject explains in detail a practical problem to the item as though it were a living anthropomorphic duck, they will feel that they have a better understanding of said problem, and are often immediately able to come up with a solution.
회수 날짜: ██/██/199█
회수 장소: ███ ████, CA, USA.
현 상태: In display at Site-17's Office Block, for use by all personnel.
물체 설명: An empty, opaque cardboard doughnut box. Opening the box releases a beam of blue light, which kills 95% of exposed bacterial organisms.
회수 날짜: ██/██/1986
회수 장소: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A Swan Goose (Anser cygnoides) which extinguishes fires around it in a radius of 32.444 meters. Effect expands to 101 meters on the night of the first quarter moon.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Altai, Mongolia
현 상태: In animal containment.
물체 설명: A hard cover book, that when read makes everything a person touches feel like a certain designated texture, depending on the page read.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Cartersville, Georgia
현 상태: In the desk of Dr. Raye.
I like the fluffy kitten page. - Dr. Raye
물체 설명: A maple tree, the leaves of which always fall to form intricate spiral designs. Leaves are unaffected by wind during and after descent.
회수 날짜: ██/██/██91
회수 장소: Sacramento, California, USA
현 상태: Stored in a fenced enclosure directly outside of Site-59.
주석: Site-59 personnel have been reported to make bets on the designs produced by the item; no disciplinary action for this behavior is planned at this time, unless Randell neglects to cough up the $50 that he owes me. - Dr. Anborough
물체 설명: Seventeen twelve-piece packs of Bazooka bubble gum. Subjects who chew the bubble gum experience severe fatigue until the gum loses its flavor. Additionally, subjects report a minor compulsion to continue to consume the bubble gum until the pack is depleted.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: New York City, New York, USA
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: One lemon wedge, which, upon being introduced to any type of liquid, converts the liquid into sweet iced tea.
회수 날짜: ██/██/██04
회수 장소: Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA.
현 상태: Available for use in the Site 19 cafeteria.
물체 설명: Ten (10) glass sculptures of Queen Angelfish (Holacanthus ciliaris) that animate when placed in water. Sculptures require all the needs of a regular fish, except oxygen.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████, Ireland
현 상태: Kept in the aquarium in the 2nd floor break room at Site-17.
물체 설명: A Bunsen burner that requires no methane. The burner can be ignited by placing an unlit wooden splint over it, and extinguished by placing a lit wooden splint over it.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: A██████, England
현 상태: Used in Research Lab-18 at Reliquary Research and Containment Site-76.
물체 설명: A china statuette of British cartoon characters Wallace and Gromit that, upon observation, causes the observer to have a mild craving for cheese.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Recovered with SCP-████ in a raid on a Marshall, Carter and Dark auction.
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A set of chess pieces carved from white and pink marble. When used to play a game (rather than normal handling), the pieces transform into humanoid figures in the shapes of individuals important to the players. The king's knight is always in the shape of the player, regardless of gender.
회수 날짜: 04/26/19██
회수 장소: Found abandoned on a public chessboard in Central Park, New York City, NY, USA.
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: 32 printed copies of John Cage's 4'33''. When performed by any number of musicians, the sound of a euphonium practicing various atonal music pieces can be heard softly emanating from each copy.
회수 날짜: █/██/20██
회수 장소: Band room of ████████ High School, located in Oahu, HI.
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: Large plastic case containing, when full, 4,800 sheets of computer printer paper, which causes the text of any document printed on it to be rendered in ███████████ font. Case will refill itself every Thursday at 16:13 UTC if lid is closed at least six minutes beforehand.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: A ███████ office supply store in Marshall, MI.
현 상태: In use by the technical staff of Site ██.
주석: If the effect applies to the text in printed images as well, this could be useful in understanding previously indecipherable writings. It doesn't. —Dr. Kerry
물체 설명: A replica of a human skull made out of gelatin. Item has not been shown to decay as per standard gelatin. Item plays music every October 31st. All music has been confirmed to be identical to that played by the band ███ ███████ ████ at their annual concert at the ████████ ████ Zoo.
회수 날짜: ██/██/██11
회수 장소: ████████ ████ Zoo Amphitheater.
현 상태: On the desk of Doctor ███████.
주석: I would feel a little bad about this, but the concert is free anyway. -Doctor ███████.
물체 설명: A live female domestic rabbit, brown in coloring. It is was difficult to observe while remaining still, personnel reported that their "eyes slide right off it. " Is Was a normal rabbit in all other aspects.
회수 날짜: ██/██/██87
회수 장소: Greensboro, North Carolina.
현 상태: In the possession of Researcher ██████. Dead, COD determined to be natural causes. All anomalous properties ceased upon death. Remains buried in the backyard of Researcher ██████ ██/██/██06.
물체 설명: A carved obsidian statue of a human male, approximately 6 cm in height. The human figure is an male of Mesoamerican descent and indeterminate age, dressed in a feathered costume similar to those described in the Codex Mendoza and exhibiting physical signs of starvation. The statute occasionally speaks in the Classical Nahuatl language, these utterances consisting of vague threats of a meteorological nature and demands for human sacrifice. The object exhibits no psychological or mind-control properties.
회수 날짜: █/██/1526
회수 장소: Site of Mexico City Metropolitan Cathedral, Mexico City, DF
현 상태: In storage
물체 설명: A STANAG rifle magazine that fits into all STANAG-Compatible rifles, and never runs out of bullets.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: USMC Base Quantico, Virginia, USA
현 상태: In the Site-██ Armory, with metallic tape notifying users of its anomalous properties.
Aitem Deskripshun: A dikshunnarree that alturs ennee tekst deskraibing it to rezembul the langwej's fonetik form, tho nawt in ennee rekognaizd format.
Dayt uv Rekuvurree: 20██년 ██월 ██일
Lokayshun uv Rekuvurree: Shikago, Illinoy, Yoo-Es-Ay
Kurrent Status: In a standurd kontaynment lokkur at Sait-59.
물체 설명: An aluminium box painted forest green, visually appearing to be 40cm to an edge with no openings. Its tangible mass is twice the scale of its visual appearance — that is, it feels twice as big as it looks, and interacts with other matter using physical boundaries twice the size of its visual boundaries. Occasionally emits murine noises.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, WA, United States
현 상태: On fire and unable to be extinguished. Stored in a vacuum chamber at Site-17.
물체 설명: A bronze statue of a mermaid. Causes kleptomaniacal compulsions in mammalian subjects continually exposed to it.
회수 날짜: 6/30/1967
회수 장소: ████████, ██
현 상태: Replaced with a replica. Original in storage.
물체 설명: The word [REDACTED], a 9-letter imaginary word which is defined as "the opposite of a sieve." The definition is known as soon as the word is read or heard. Only one written instance of the word exists at any given time; the previous instance is erased when the new instance is written, although the word transfers at roughly 1808km/s. The word reportedly feels natural and fluid to pronounce, and so may potentially be easy for unknown independent parties to create and write down. It is otherwise mundane.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Word Generation And Verification Subroutines, Site-18 Data Banks
현 상태: Written on a piece of paper stored at Site-19. In the event that an unknown independent party writes the word, one of several researchers will be on call to write the word down again.
물체 설명: A tiara constructed from living specimens of mushroom and other noninvasive fungus. Placing the tiara on a human subject's head causes the subject to become gyroscopically stabilized from the waist up. No matter the effort, the subject will become unable to move their body from the waist up out of a perfectly vertical position.
회수 날짜: ██/█/1919
회수 장소: Copenhagen, Denmark
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A traditional Brazilian berimbau of typical construction and materials. When held by a human subject, and the stick is raised to strike the string, the subject immediately displays an instinctive knowledge of how to play basic traditional rhythms. Further exposure does not seem to result in further knowledge gain, but the resultant basic knowledge remains with the subject after exposure.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 █일
회수 장소: Salto, Brazil
현 상태: In storage.
주석: Until it is determined conclusively that the item has no cognitohazardous capabilities, handling and testing is restricted to D-Class subjects.
물체 설명: A 129-character string. Entering it on the password field of an online service will allow log-in no matter what the original password was; only known exception is the word "password".
회수 날짜: ██/██/201█
회수 장소: Lagos, Nigeria
현 상태: Archived. Research on encryption and network structures resistant to effect underway.
물체 설명: A blue stress ball. When squeezed, holder becomes infuriated, and when thrown, will bounce back and hit the thrower's head.
회수 날짜: 19██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ Psychiatrics, ████
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A yellow ███████-brand antistatic wrist strap, stamped with the phrase "If it ain't broke, it ain't worth my time!". When worn, strap causes transistor-based devices operated by the user to perform at around 500% of original efficiency for a period of 1 hour. Devices lose all anomalous properties after this period has elapsed, unless still in use by the wearer.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██'s Tech Bazaar, █████████, Greater London
현 상태: Located in Equipment Storage Locker 2, Tech Services Office, Site-11.
물체 설명: A standard ███████ brand deck of cards that, when used to play any card game, appear 'backwards', showing all other players the card's face, while only showing the card's holder the back of said card.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ███ █████, Nevada, United States.
현 상태: In storage at Site ██ Recreation Lounge.
물체 설명: A blue hand-less wall clock, brand unknown. When observed by a human being, he/she will always know the exact time, despite the clock's lack of hands. Testing at different time zones gave the same results.
회수 날짜: 05/30/2013
회수 장소: Aosta Valley, Italy.
현 상태: In storage at Reliquary Research and Containment Site-76.
물체 설명: A generic desk lamp, attached to a 1.5m cord. Affixed to the cord is a switch labelled "Light Switch" in marker pen. When turned on, the lamp does not emit light, but instead rises gently into the air until the cord is stretched. When turned off, the lamp resumes its normal weight.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Richmond, VA, United States.
현 상태: Neutralized.
주석: On resuming its normal weight, the lamp fell to the ground and broke. The "Light Switch" has been attached to other objects but does not demonstrate abnormal properties.
물체 설명: White pillow that maintains a constant cool temperature. Subjects exhibit the increased desire for sleep when in use. Testing with other pillows of the same brand have proven inconclusive. Attempts to heat the pillow have proven ineffective.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Reykjavik, Iceland.
현 상태: Located within Bright's private bedroom quarters at Command-██.
물체 설명: A credit card of an unknown black material. Purchases made with the card via magnetic stripe readers are retroactively debited from Banco de Mexico's account number ██████.██, in October of 1993.
회수 날짜: 20██년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Secret chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, Cairo, Egypt
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A GI Joe brand toy doll resembling SCP-076-2 and advertised as "Abel: The Ultimate Warrior". The doll is inanimate and has no other anomalous properties.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: A █.█. ██████ department store in [REDACTED], Iowa
현 상태: Given as a toy to Dr. ████████'s grandson.
물체 설명: A red 1994 Toyota Camry whose radio could only play Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" regardless of station, whether a cassette tape had been inserted, and even after the radio itself had been replaced 3 times.
회수 날짜: ██/█/200█
회수 장소: Atlanta, Georgia
현 상태: Crushed and melted down. Residual slag showed no anomalous properties.
물체 설명: One computer keyboard. Buttons upon the keyboard cannot be pressed or removed. Repeated testing shows all buttons remain intact following automated heavy compression. Internal analysis reveals no adhesive materials or anomalous properties. Attempted use when connected to computers have failed.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Tokyo, Japan.
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A white bagel slicer. Bagels or parts of bagels sliced with the item retain the structural integrity and rigidity of the original bagel. This continues across repeated use on one bagel — viable slices as thin as 0.2mm have been constructed. Reconstruction of the original bagel from multiple slices will not result in an unusually strong bagel.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Dublin, Ireland
현 상태: In Site 31's cafeteria.
물체 설명: A high-tech typewriter that produces a memetic effect on every person trying to formulate a description for said object. Despite being a typewriter, it is always described as a typewriter, with various properties, containment places and such are replaced with analogous typewriter-related properties. The verb "to shoot" and its cognates are not affected, which is a property of the object as well. Attempts to photograph the object are hindered by mental influence, and any attempts to draw or paint the object result in a drawing of a typewriter.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: An abandoned printing device research base that belonged to a group of interest called [REDACTED]. It should be noted that [DATA EXPUNGED].
현 상태: In storage in Site ███ printing devices room. An effort to produce copies of the typewriter is underway.
주석: This typewriter is great! Easy to shoot, very accurate, good shooting distance, lightweight, supports different key sets and has a 60 cartridge tray. The typing mechanism is detachable, .45ACP and 5.56 versions are available. Most likely, the anomalous effect was developed in order to hinder intelligence efforts. - Agent Cora.
물체 설명: A Playstation 3 video game console. When a game is inserted and played, it is modified to become either impossible or extremely difficult to play.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Osaka, Japan
현 상태: In Site-45 Recreation Room
물체 설명: An arrow which, when fired, seeks out the closest living entity. The arrow will actively change direction by itself to try and make contact with said entity.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: Dublin, Ireland
현 상태: In high-security vault in Site-██'s armory.
주석: Usually, the 'closest living entity' is the guy who actually fired the damn thing. Luckily for him, Agent O████████ only got hit in the torso when he shot it. Dr. M██████
물체 설명: A white 5cm (6d) finishing nail. Does not bend or dull. Impaling it into an object stabilizes the object against all forms of resonant vibration, holding it in place as it was when the nail was inserted. Smooth, constant acceleration of the object is still possible.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: San Francisco Bay Area
현 상태: In use to protect SCP-████ from seismic damage.
물체 설명: A wooden toy rifle designed to shoot rubber bands using a gear. Rubber bands accelerate to 1/540 the speed of light upon leaving the barrel of the rifle.
회수 날짜: 10/15/2010
회수 장소: Mount Vernon, Virginia
현 상태: In anomalous weapons containment.
물체 설명: A red, yellow, and blue plastic pinwheel toy that always appears to be the size of the holder's palm, and is otherwise non-anomalous.
회수 날짜: 12/18/2010
회수 장소: Denver, Colorado
현 상태: In Site-12's Recreation Room.
물체 설명: A 2L container of a liquid substance, which has tested to reveal the contents of freshly squeezed orange juice with pulp, but when consumed is reported to not taste fresh.
회수 날짜: 02/02/1992
회수 장소: Montreal, Canada
현 상태: Consumed by Agent ██████ on a triple dog dare.
물체 설명: A kitchen sink that, when a liquid is poured into, produces the sound of the liquid moving through its pipes until there is nobody within earshot.
회수 날짜: ██/██/1973
회수 장소: The kitchen of ████ ██████
현 상태: Currently in the home of Dr. ████ ████████
What? It helps me sleep. - Dr. ████
물체 설명: A computer that cannot connect to any network when networking is enabled, but can attain a connection to the internet of exactly 161.24 kbps anywhere, regardless of the speed of light and other physical limitations.
회수 날짜: ██/██/2011
회수 장소: ██████, Portugal
현 상태: Currently used to maintain communications with ████████.
물체 설명: A 30cm metal robot toy that can work without an energy source. If direct eye-contact is done, muscle mass of the subject changes into metal.
회수 날짜: 06/22/2001
회수 장소: S██ J███, Costa Rica
현 상태: In Storage Sector-██
물체 설명: Glass Fragments of a statue, originally composing a Non-Euclidian Structure.
회수 날짜: ██-██-2013
회수 장소: ████, ███████
현 상태: In storage
주석: It was broken when I found it. — Agent Green
물체 설명: A lawnmower that turns grass into artificial turf.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: █████ Garden Center, ██████, ██
현 상태: In use by Dr. ██████.
물체 설명: A drawing of a dog that, when viewed by an illiterate, teaches them how to read and write Latvian.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████████, ██
현 상태: In Level 1 Document Storage at Site-██.
물체 설명: A Christmas tree that is impossible to disassemble
회수 날짜: 25/12/2013
회수 장소: Original location unknown, secondary location is near the entrance tunnel to Site-14.
현 상태: In Site-14 break room as a decoration for Christmas.
물체 설명: A white porcelain sculpture of a human right ear, 10 cm in length. When held by a human subject, the subject's auditory abilities decrease by 90%.
회수 날짜: 21/10/2011
회수 장소: London, United Kingdom, after a raid on a Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. facility.
현 상태: Destroyed when dropped by D-18299 during testing. Remains display similar anomalous properties, but decrease auditory abilities by only 2%. In storage at Sector-25.
물체 설명: One coaster. When placed on any horizontal surface, it leaves a circular water stain 6.3 cm in diameter. Stains left by this object have proven to be extremely difficult to remove.
회수 날짜: 09/18/1995
회수 장소: ██████ ████████ Brewery, Gatlinburg, TN
현 상태: Destroyed under unknown circumstances.
물체 설명: A blue and white port-a potty. Item was manufactured by █████ Management Inc. Item is to be used for its intended purpose once at least once in a twelve hour cycle from its last time of use. If item does not receive use once every twelve hour cycle, molten magma will begin to flow from item at a rate of ten gallons per hour for the next twelve hours resulting in normal damage to anything in the vicinity. Magma will cool and harden naturally.
회수 날짜: 07/08/2009
회수 장소: ███████ Fairgrounds, ██████ Alabama.
현 상태: Located outside the Site 15 guardhouse.
물체 설명: A sprig of mistletoe that, when suspended at least 2 m. above ground level, caused a strong compulsion in subjects standing underneath it to embrace and engage in romantic activity.
회수 날짜: 12/23/11
회수 장소: The █████████ ████ Shops, Foxboro, MA
현 상태: In possession of Doctor Bright Destroyed by Doctor Rights.
주석: Absolutely not!-Doctor Rights
물체 설명: A turkey-shaped foam rubber stress reliever. Caused a temporary but morbid obsession with turkeys to human subjects maintaining direct eye-contact with it for more than 10 seconds.
회수 날짜: 2010/██/██
회수 장소: ██████ ██████ Hospital, █████████, PA
현 상태: Eaten by D-12955 after a ██ hours exposure. D-12955 expired 45 minutes later. Remains retrieved from D-12955's body and incinerated.
물체 설명: A kaleidoscope. Despite the triangular arrangement of the mirrors, looking into the kaleidoscope displays a panoply of triangles, squares and pentagons, covering the plane of vision with an aperiodical tiling.
회수 날짜: ██/12/2013
회수 장소: Hamleys toy store, Central London, England
현 상태: Assigned to Spatial Distortions research group.
물체 설명: A Mark XIX (19) Israel Military Industries Desert Eagle on 50. Action Express with Picatinny rail. When held, it would display an ammo counter in the bottom right corner of the wielder's peripheral vision, and, when fired, would display a point value based on the target hit, in base 5 numeration.
회수 날짜 ██/██/██
회수 장소: ███████, Florida, U.S.A.
현 상태: Stored in Site-19 Low value storage unit.
주석: It sounds cool, but the ammo counter is hard to focus on, which distracts you when you're trying to fire it, and it's nearly useless since you can barely make out the numbers. The scoring system has to be worked out on paper, and there's no easy way of recording the numbers when you have to decode your score every time you shoot. Keep this thing far away from the usable weapons. -Agent Harrelson
물체 설명: A male adult zebra (Equus quagga). If fed carrots, would sing the song Rocket man by Elton John in a heavy Swahili accent.
회수 날짜: ██/██/██
회수 장소: ███████ Zoo, Scottsdale, AR
현 상태: Accidentally came in contact with SCP-███ during a breach. Currently theorized to be in the 12th century.
물체 설명: An electronic beard shaver that can cut through anything.
회수 날짜: 07/12/████
회수 장소: Norwich, England, UK
현 상태: In a bin at Site-██.
주석: Became completely useless after it ran out of battery on the 04/12/2013. The charge cable was lost 4 days prior.
물체 설명: A wireless printer of an unknown brand. The printer prints random pictures with sexual content in place of what it was supposed to print.
회수 날짜: 06/03/████
회수 장소: In an office building located in ██████, Georgia
현 상태: Destroyed by the order of O5-█
주석: This is getting out of hand. I have enough of Foundation personnel using this printer for other purposes besides just for researching . -O5-█
물체 설명: A work of fanfiction titled "████████████████████ ███████ ████████████", based on the anime "████████ ████ ████████". Any subject who reads it will be convinced that the story is part of the series "canon", though this belief wears off over time.
회수 날짜: 12/23/████
회수 장소: The fanfiction hosting service Fanfiction.Net.
현 상태: Removed from fanfiction.net, as well as various mirrors on pastebin and similar sites. The author's IP address was tracked to public computer in ███████, India, but the author's current whereabouts are unknown.
물체 설명: A compact disc of the album Iowa by the band Slipknot. When played, the vocals are heard in the voice of the listener's least favorite vocalist, though the instruments remain unchanged. If multiple people are listening, each hears a different vocalist.
회수 날짜: 5/17/20██
회수 장소: Room 3██ in the ████████ building of the University of California: ████████ dormitories.
현 상태: Destroyed by Agent ████.
주석: Fuck this CD. -Agent ████
물체 설명: A pack of ███████ brand chewing gum containing six (6) pieces of chewed gum. When chewed, they will revert to "unchewed" form. Re-chewed pieces do not possess this property.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ██████ , Canada
현 상태: In storage in Site-██.
How did we figure out it did that?- Dr. ██████
물체 설명: A ████ brand DVD player. When a DVD is inserted and played, only the person who inserted the DVD will be capable of hearing the audio. The picture is visible to everybody
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████ ████, Dalian
현 상태: Used by Dr ████ ██████ for [DATA EXPUNGED]
물체 설명: A ████████-brand vinyl record player. It detects the record's speed automatically and plays it perfectly, with a deep and clear sound, regardless of how much the record was damaged.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ████████, Italy
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: A mirror, two meters tall by one meter wide. All humans reflected in the mirror will be shown as an unidentified white man, with light brown hair, and wearing a gray suit and blue tie former American president George W. Bush, as he appeared in his address to the nation on September 11, 2001.
회수 날짜: September 11, 1979.
회수 장소: [REDACTED] clothing shop, Ougadougou, Republic of Upper Volta Burkina Faso
현 상태: In storage.
물체 설명: 16 (sixteen) homemade tallow candles that never burn out or melt. They generate no heat or smoke, and consume no oxygen.
회수 날짜: ████년 ██월 ██일
회수 장소: ██████, Texas, U.S.A.
현 상태: In Dr.██████'s office.
물체 설명: A tambourine that, when shaken, produces the sounds of a guitar. Staff claim to greatly enjoy it.
회수 날짜: ██/█/████
회수 장소: ██████, England
현 상태: Held in the Site-19 break room.
물체 설명: A headband with a star burst insignia in the center. When worn on any part of the body, time appears to slow by a factor of 50%.
회수 날짜: ██/██/1999
회수 장소: █████ ██████ clothing shop, ██████, Russia
현 상태: Held in the Site-██ Armory.
물체 설명: A glass eye that will restore sight if placed over an orbital implant.
회수 날짜: █/██/████
회수 장소: █████, Iran
현 상태: In storage
물체 설명: A pair of baby blue boxing gloves. If the boxing gloves are used to punch an infant in the jaw, the newborn will grow all of its adult teeth within the following 24 hours.
회수 날짜: 08/10/20██
Location Recovery: Glasglow, Ireland
현 상태: Unknown. Last seen being delivered to the office of Dr. Bright.
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일련번호: SCP-032
등급: 안전
특수 격리 절차: SCP-032는 섭씨 24도의 잠겨 있는 온실 내부에 보관되어야 한다. SCP-032의 일부를 이식할 시 기지 감독관의 허가가 있어야 한다.
설명: SCP-032는 점토 화분에 심겨진, 동일한 양상을 보이는 꽃으로 이루어진 꽃송이이다. 조사 결과 [편집됨]과의 유사성을 보였지만 지구상의 어느 종의 식물과도 DNA 정보를 공유하지 않는 것이 확인됐고, SCP-032를 더 상세히 조사한 결과 작은 생활형 무리가 각 꽃의 중앙에 한 마리씩 보관되어 있는 것이 밝혀졌다. 그 꽃 중 하나를 이식했을 때, 안에 있던 독립체(이하 SCP-032-1로 명명)가 활동하기 시작했으며, 곧바로 그 SCP-032-1 개체와 면담에 들어갔다. SCP-032-1는 면담 직후 알 수 없는 이유로 사망했다.
SCP-032는 영국 런던의 골동품상에서 비밀리에 입수되었다.
부록:
면담 032-1
면담 대상: SCP-032-1
면담자: █████ 박사
서문: SCP-032-1은 본래 SCP-032 안에 보관되어 있었다. 면담의 목적은 SCP-032-1이 무엇인지, 왜 SCP-032의 안에 들어있던 것인지, 그리고 SCP-032가 무엇인지를 확인하는 것이다.
<기록 시작>
█████ 박사: 이름이 뭡니까?
SCP-032-1: 네우사라에요. 여긴 어디죠?
█████ 박사: 왜 그 안에 있는겁니까?
SCP-032-1: 여왕님이 절 이 곳에 보냈어요. 인간에게 잡혔거든요.
█████ 박사: 여왕이요?
SCP-032-1: 아실 거에요. 전 그 존함을 말하고 싶지 않아요. 여기로 오실 지도 몰라요… 알려주세요. 무슨 일이 일어난 건가요? 어떻게 절 찾으셨죠?
█████ 박사: 무슨 소린지 잘 모르겠습니다. 여왕이 누군가요?
SCP-032-1: 모든 생명은 그 이름를 알텐데… 설마…오, 안 돼.
*SCP-032-1은 울기 시작했고, 더 이상 질문에 응하지 않았다.*
<기록 종료>
결론: SCP-032-1은 면담이 끝나고 나서 한 시간 뒤에 사망했다. 부검으로는 사망 원인을 찾을 수 없었으며, 검시관은 "심장이 그냥 멈췄다"고 진술했다.
