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Item Description: It might be a coffee cup that could possibly cause all writing about it to be uncertain.
Date of Recovery: 1999ish?
Location of Recovery: Somewhere in Florida.
Current Status: In storage. Possibly.

물체 설명: 커피 잔인 것 같은데, 묘사하려고 하면 불확실하다고밖에 서술되지 않는 것 같다.
회수 일자: 1999년쯤?
회수 장소: 플로리다 주 어딘가.
현 상태: 아마 보관되었을 것임.

Item Description: A nickel-plated pocket watch. Induces a mild trance state in observers when not being swung back and forth like a pendulum.
Date of Recovery: 06/██/20██
Location of Recovery: A flea market in Cairo.
Current Status: Anomalous properties suppressed, safe to observe.
Notes: Did somebody actually build a little machine to keep this thing swinging? I mean, nice job, I guess, but seriously, we could just keep it in a box. -Dr. Micah

물체 설명: 니켈 도금된 회중시계. 진자처럼 앞뒤로 흔들고 있지 않으면 관찰자에게 경미한 최면 상태를 불러일으킨다.
회수 일자: 20██-06-██
회수 장소: 이집트 카이로의 한 벼룩시장.
현 상태: 변칙성이 제거되어 안전하게 관찰할 수 있음.
주석: 정말 누가 이걸 계속 흔들리게 하는 기계라도 만든 걸까? 내 말은, 그러니까, 잘 했는데, 그래도 진심으로 하는 말인데, 그냥 상자 안에다 넣어 뒀으면 됐을 것 같다. - 미카 박사

Item Description: A copper hoop (152 mm radius) with tubular rim (6.4 mm radius). A groove 1.6 mm wide runs along the inner surface. Three 25.4 mm bar magnets are attached to rails within the groove. These magnets are always equidistant and if given any momentum will rotate around the hoop at a constant velocity without slowing. Any attempt to extract mechanical energy from this system causes it to abruptly stop. All copies have failed to duplicate the perpetual motion of the original device.
Date of Recovery: 08/08/1968
Location of Recovery: Inventors convention, Las Vegas, Nevada
Current Status: Engineering Research Lab, Site-19

물체 설명: 관 형태의 테두리(반지름 6.4mm) 가 둘러진 구리로 된 고리(반지름 152mm). 안쪽 면을 따라 폭 1.6mm의 홈이 나 있다. 25.4mm 길이의 막대 자석 세 개가 홈 안에 난 레일에 부착되어 있다. 자석들은 항상 같은 간격을 유지하며 힘을 가하면 감속 없이 일정한 속도로 회전한다. 이 구조를 활용해 기계 에너지를 얻으려고 시도하면 즉시 멈춰 버린다. 이를 복제해 영구기관을 만들려는 시도는 모두 실패했다.
회수 일자: 1968-08-08
회수 장소: 네바다 주 라스베가스, 발명가 총회
현 상태: 제19기지 공학 연구실.

Item Description: A stack of 128 127 around 124 A4 printing papers, exact number of sheets undetermined. Every time the stack is counted, a single 1 to 3 a small number of sheets (exact number undetermined and suspected to be random) will disappear.
Date of Recovery: 05/11/2010
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED] Building, Shanghai, China
Current Status: In storage.

물체 설명: A4용지 한 더미. 총 128 127— 약 124장 정도로 이루어져 있으나 정확한 장수는 불분명함. 한 장씩 세려고 하면 한 장 하나에서 세 장 적은 수의 종이 몇 장 (정확한 숫자는 불분명하며 무작위인 것으로 추정됨) 씩이 사라진다.
회수 일자: 2010-05-11
회수 장소: 중국 상하이, [편집됨] 빌딩
현 상태: 보관됨.

Item Description: A 10x10 cm piece of white cardstock bearing two equally-sized black dots. The dots remain adjacent to one another along the direction of the Earth’s equator, no matter which way the card is turned. Anomaly fails to manifest when paper is not held approximately parallel to the ground.
Date of Recovery: 12-11-████
Location of Recovery: The ██PD forensics labs, retrieved from a deceased John Doe
Current Status: Laminated for preservation purposes, kept in storage.

물체 설명: 같은 크기의 검은 점 두 개가 그려진 10x10cm 크기의 흰색 카드 용지 한 장. 카드 자체를 어느 방향으로 돌려 놓아도 점들은 지구 적도와 같은 방향으로 위치함. 해당 변칙성은 카드를 지상과 평행하게 놓지 않으면 나타나지 않는다.
회수 일자: ████-12-11
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Item Description: A plastic milk jug which does not experience any gravitational forces. Milk was found to harbor no anomalous properties.
Date of Recovery: 01/12/2015
Location of Recovery: ████████ Recycling Center, ███-█████, Argentina
Current Status: In storage.

물체 설명: 플라스틱 우유잔. 중력의 영향을 받지 않음. 우유 자체에는 변칙성이 없는 것으로 밝혀졌다.
회수 일자: 2015-01-12
회수 장소: 아르헨티나 ███-█████, ████████ 재활용 센터
현 상태: 보관됨.

Item Description: A rock possessing telepathic capabilities with a range of a few meters. Mostly mulls over how bored it is. Communication appears to be one-way only.
Date of Recovery: 09-1-████
Location of Recovery: Discovered during investigation of site of an anomalous event by MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers"). Determined to be unattached to identifiable larger anomaly.
Current Status: In storage.
Note: Took several hours to locate which rock was anomalous. My knees hurt. -Agent █████

물체 설명: 반경 몇 미터에 텔레파시를 보내는 능력이 있는 바위. 주로 자신이 얼마나 따분해하는 상태인지 생각한다. 의사소통은 단방향으로만 이루어지는 것으로 보임.
회수 일자: ████-09-01
회수 장소: 기동특무부대 프시-8 ("소음기")가 이상 징후가 발생한 장소를 조사하던 중 발견됨. 식별 가능한 다른 변칙 개체와는 연관이 없음.
현 상태: 보관됨.
주석: 도대체 어느 바위가 변칙적인 건지 찾느라 몇 시간이나 걸렸다. 무릎이 아프다. - █████ 요원

Item Description: A pig whose appearance is static and shifted downwards by ~.25 meters. Effect is purely visual. The image is as it was when the effect started. The effect was reported to have taken ahold instantly.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Pig farm in ██████, ████
Current Status: Kept as a pet on Site-██ by Junior Researcher Barem.

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Item Description: A mummified human foot in a clay jar. Thought to date back to the eighteenth dynasty of Egypt. Anomalous in that genetic testing matches the foot to one Daniel Eichtue-Heau, a resident of modern day California, who presently possesses both his feet. Eichtue-Heau is under surveillance.
Date of Recovery: 06-13-20██
Location of Recovery: Found in the remains of a shrine to the Egyptian goddess Ma’at.
Current Status: In storage.
UPDATE: Eichtue-Heau’s left foot was severed in an industrial accident on 02-21-20██. Foot was seized by Foundation personnel. Found to share numerous characteristics with the mummified foot, held in cold storage.

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Item Description: A soft-boiled egg approx. 0.7 meters in height. Shell is tan in color and speckled with green. DNA testing inconclusive.
Date of Recovery: 12-11-████
Location of Recovery: Retrieved from an illegally-operated restaurant in South America specializing in exotic foods. Other dishes on the menu included snow leopard, chimpanzee, wooly mammoth, human, and SCP-███. Reports indicate that two such eggs had already been served, and that the last was being reserved for a wealthy Chinese stockbroker. The egg was predicted to sell for $█,███,███.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.

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Item Description: A printed image of a Jack Russell Terrier that invariably fools observers into believing they are perceiving a living dog of the same breed. Effect can be avoided by observing the image indirectly, such as through a mirror or camera.
Date of Recovery: 09-04-████
Location of Recovery: A pet show in New Orleans.
Current Status: Held in Site-██ kennels. Stored in Site-██ cognitohazard file containment.

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Item Description: A letter opener resembling a fifteen (15) cm long miniature claymore. Material is common low-grade stainless steel, the handle is laquered oak. Material samples taken exhibit no unusual properties.
The content of any envelope opened with it is transformed into a poem of appropriate content.
Mission reports have been transformed into anything ranging in style from viking sagas to material akin to poems by the War Poets of World War 1, while clerical content usually turns into dadaist or absurdist poetry (especially anything produced by the accounting department of ██████)
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ████████, ████
Current Status: Kept in storage at site ████. Access is usually granted upon written request to Dr. ████████ and for Class A - C personnel

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Item Description: A twin size mattress. Subjects who fall asleep on the mattress will invariably have a dream in which they are forced to consume a live walrus using only a fork and kitchen knife. Whether or not the subject succeeds in the dream appears to be inconsequential.
Date of Recovery: 14-06-1983
Location of Recovery: A furniture store in ███████, England
Current Status: In storage.

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Item Description: A box of 24 Crayola-brand pencils featuring 3 pencils in colours that don't exist in nature. Listed on the box and on each respective pencil as "moiter," "emilet" and "cankri." These pencils work as expected.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Recovered from a Manna Charitable Foundation establishment located in ███████, Canada.
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: Probably memetic or something. Gives me a migraine to look at them. Pretty though. -Researcher ████████

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Item Description: A 1:1 replica of a .338 caliber Accuracy International AWM sniper rifle, complete with bipod, telescopic sight, magazine, and internal mechanisms, constructed out of various unusually durable edible substances (a significant portion of which is chocolate cake). Despite its composition, item is fully functional as a firearm, capable of chambering and firing .338 Laupa Magnum cartridges.
Date of Recovery: 07/16/2000
Location of Recovery: Sandford, Somerset, England
Current Status: In storage.

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Item Description: A running car made entirely out of paper scraps. No motor has been found.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████, Texas
Current Status: Kept in a garage with various other non-dangerous cars and such in Site-██.

물체 설명: 종이 조각들로 만들어진 실제로 작동하는 차량. 모터는 발견되지 않았다.
회수 일자: ████-██-██
회수 장소: 텍사스 주 ████████
현 상태: 다른 평범한 탈것들과 함께 제██기지의 차고에 보관됨.

Item Description: The exact phrase "█████████████", when used as a username on any website. Accounts by this name cannot be banned or deleted, and content uploaded or posted by them cannot be removed, due to computer errors that spontaneously occur during attempts.
Date of Recovery: ██/██/2007
Location of Recovery: N/A. First instance identified on social media website Reddit.
Current Status: The operators of the ██ known accounts by this username have been located and amnesticized to prevent usage of these accounts. The username has been registered by the Foundation on as many other sites as possible.

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Item Description: A standard coin counting jar with no identifiers of its manufacturers. The jar runs on one (1) triple-A battery, and works as expected, correctly counting the amount of coins placed within. However, all coins placed inside will become pennies of equal amount (e.g., a dime placed inside will become 10 pennies). Outwardly the jar appears full of pennies. if the lid is removed, the coins can be removed as normal, though they still appear as pennies within the jar.
Date of Recovery: 11/11/2011
Location of Recovery: A Walgreen's store at ███ █████, Florida.
Current Status: On the desk of Dr. █████.

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Item Description: A stack of three-hundred and sixty-four (364) pieces of personalized stationery. "Messages for Bertrand Bartleby" is inscribed at the top of each. When folded in half, stationery will inscribe itself with the name, physical description, and a chronological record of actions taken by anyone in proximity to the folded paper, using terminology and slang common to turn-of-the-century London.
Date of Recovery: 02/15/2015
Location of Recovery: 412 Missionary Street, London, England.
Current Status: Missing.
Notes: On 06/20/2015 All but one (1) of the acquired stationary was reported missing from storage. The remaining piece had been folded in half and left in the empty locker.

Item Description: A perfect granite cube measuring exactly 10 cm on each side that when held, makes the holder feel "extremely strong" this effect does not in reality make the subject stronger, often resulting in the subjects incapacitation.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-2004
Location of Recovery: █████████, India
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: This is not meant to be used as a morale boost. - Researcher ████

Item Description: An oak stick that, when thrown gives the nearest humanoid that is not the thrower an uncontrollable desire to pick up the stick and return it to the thrower.
Date of Recovery: ██-09-2006
Location of Recovery: ███████, Denmark
Notes:Im not allowing any further access to this after Incident-███A - Dr. ████████